Hello!
(KISSING)
NARRATOR: The minions.
(SINGING HULA SONG IN MINIONESE)
NARRATOR: Funny,
adorable...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
...yellow.
Ah!
Since the success of Despicable Me,
the world has fallen head-over-heels for them.
(CHUCKUNG)
NARRATOR: But can they possibly be as cute and fun-loving as they seem?
Yeah. No,no,no.
No. Yeah.
Are the minions
as adorable as they seem?
You're right to ask me that, as I am an expert on many things.
Romance. No.
The futures market.
Uh, no.
American and European dog breeds.
(GROANS)
The minions are absolutely adorable...
(GROWLS)
MELEDANDRY. ...fun-loving.
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)
"Are the minions delightful?" That's a good question.
(SINGING JOYFULLY IN MINIONESE)
We love the minions The minions are awesome.
They're always enthusiastic.
(EXCLAIMING IN MINIONESE)
They're always... Ready to help.
(SINGING IN MINIONESE)
They're great to work with.
(GRUNTING)
NARRATOR: The minions seem delightful, don't they?
Walla!
Are they delightful? Are the minions delightful?
That's a good question. That's a very good question.
Over...
They're a little simple.
Whoo!
They're not exactly the smartest guys out there.
(SCREAMS)
PAUL: Their dance parties... DAURIO: Yeah, they're loud.
They're loud.
They're loud, but it really helps you focus. Right.
Yeah!
Yeah, they're fun-loving, but...
Butt.
They're awful.
What? The minions are pretty awful.
(CHUCKUNG)
They are mischievous.
Whoa!
They're naughty.
(SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)
I mean, these guys are impossible.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
We've probably done some bad parenting with the minions.
(YELLS) Stop it!
We're basicallyjust a lump of meat to them.
Ah! (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
We've changed the locks so many times.
DAU RIO: But they just get in.
(BOTH EXCLAIM AGGRESSIVELY)
There's too many minions.
(YELLING IN MINIONESE)
DAU RIO: They're everywhere.
They love destruction.
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(IMITATING SIREN)
Other than that, they're great.
But other than that... We love the minions.
NARRATOR: From top to bottom... (HOOTING JOYFULLY)
(SNORTS) Bottom.
NARRATOR: ...the entire creative team agrees.
(SNORING)
(MINION SINGING LULLABY)
NARRATOR: The minions are really something.